Who are you.

I hate when people come up to me...like they know me...and strike up a conversation with me. I get so god damn annoyed when randoms do this to me. I especially get pissed when it's at a party or in the hallway. I'm sorry but I don't give a fuck who you are and frankly am pissed that you even are talking to me because the entire time you are speaking I am just coming up with ways to kick your ass. If I wanted to talk to you I would have started the conversation.

Having to pee…Once your comfy

There is always that sweet spot, the one where you are perfectly comfortbale and could pass out at anytime, that feeling is golden.  But one of the most irritating things in the history of the world is once you are all settled in, at that 'golden' spot…you suddenly have to pee.  This pisses me of so much, I was just perfectly comfy, all set to go to sleep and out of no where now I have to pee.  Screw that.  Brain why do you have to been a god damn hassle all the time.  Why in the hell didn't you have me take a leak before I got in my bed….jackass.

Facebook Status Updating

Facebook has definitely changed our way of socializing and our current lifestyle.  It was made to be beneficial for all and make it easy to be able to communicate with friends, family, and co-workers.  The one thing that just makes me so pissed and annoyed is when people are constantly updating their status.  As well, I hate the tools that do the ‘Like My Status’ posts. How much attention do you need and do you really have no life and nothing better to do than spend constant hours stocking Facebook.   People who do this deserve a good face punch.

The Fake-Baker

Everyone strives to make themselves look better…whether changing up there outfit or whatever the hell they do.  But people out there who turn to fake tanning make me livid.  First off if you feel the need to make yourself look like a complete fool in front of everyone then sure go for it, turn your skin orange and see where that gets you.  Secondly if you feel the need to do so and think it will make you look way better….well your a complete dumb ass.  And guys that hit the tanning bed…well you obvously do not have genetalia so have fun with the rest of your life.




PICTURE=  SO GNAR

Self-ies

Okay we all know you like taking pictures of yourself but you gotta be way to obsessed with yourself to want to constantly take pictures of you, by yourself, doing some dumb ass pose. If I were you I'd either kick my own ass for being such a narcissistic moron, or I don't know go out and make real friend you cooped up freak. You don't just piss me off....you piss everyone off cause we all know your that one person that begs for attention from other people cause your obviously neglected at home. And guys who take those pictures in the mirror....your are just begging to get your ass kicked...

The Protein Bad-Ass

I know a lot of people drink or take in protein to put on weight or muscle to get stronger....and that's fine. But if you're that douchebag that is constantly walking around shaking their bottle and mixing in protein in front of people. Well then you are obviously insecure about something else on your body.....

Taking Forever to Order Food

This is one thing that drives me crazy. I can't stand it when you're behind someone who takes their sweet ass time to order food, whether it be in a drive through or in line at Doba. It just pisses me off, I mean seriously you couldn't of thought about what you were going to order while you were waiting. And to add on to this...I get so fucking pissed when the douchebag ahead of me at Doba keeps asking if they will add a little more chicken or complain about the amount of rice....I mean jeez if your gonna complain go home and make your own fuckin burrito jackass.